- If you walk in the rain, you will get malaria.
- Eating too many mangoes gives you Yellow Fever.
- Pumpkin doesn't actually come in a can.
- You can make spaghetti sauce with actual tomatoes (not from a can).
- Pineapple isn't actually acidic.
- Hazard lights are there on your car so that you can drive as fast as you want.
- If it's not dark outside (yet) you should use the lights INSIDE your car instead of your headlights.
- It's ok to change your tire in the middle of the road. Just put a clump of grass out on the road to let everyone know that you're there.
- A right turn signal can mean a right turn, left turn, or (more likely) a complete stop.
- The more oil you add, the better your food tastes.
- The more salt you add, the better your food tastes.
- If you are sick, it's because your neighbor probably put a curse on you.
- Toilets are for rich people.
- So is deodorant.
- Women should shave their eyebrows, not their legs.
- Ants on your bread? No biggie. Just brush them off.
- You should change your hairstyle at least weekly. (This includes all manner of wigs, extensions, colorings, etc., but NEVER your actual hair!)
- Men should shave their heads.
- ANY time you are sick, you HAVE to go to the hospital. That is the only option.
- Parsley isn't just a dried up leaf in a bottle.
- Papayas taste GOOD!!!!!!!
- Mangoes taste GOOD!!!!!!
- Bananas? Heavenly!!!!!
- All good butter is imported from France.
- You can make the most fantastic spaghetti sauce using FRESH tomatoes... Who knew?
- Having a housekeeper can seriously help you on your way to becoming OCD.
- Babies should never cry. (What??!?!? This seriously impedes naptime, and they all wonder why their kids never sleep...)
- Peanuts in the wine bottles are not alcoholic. They're seriously yummy!
- You get ringworm from being bitten by a small black and red bug.
That's how we do!!
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